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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

how is he able to do that better than i am

CHRIS PRATT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

AND WHY IS IT NOT TO MY HAIR!?



mightygroot:

The Guardians Of The Galaxy [2/5] - Rocket Raccoon

"Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me."


buckyxbarnes:

Rocket is the heart of the movie in a lot of ways. - James Gunn


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Cast at Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Red Carpet


Oh boy, I’m gonna have to start calling him Starlord for the rest of his life.


fassys:

Karen Gillan @ the Guardians of the Galaxy World Premiere in LA (July 21, 2014)


  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

My rapidly deteriorating mental health is solely caused by my lack of sleep and the stress of having a job.


thinkoutofthecube:

Or, in other words, how Sterek and Stydia shippers became allies and friends. (x)


bhadpodcast:

Felt some type of way about Teenaged Wolf Shenanigans today.  This made me feel better type of way, lol!  Enjoy!



bernstelled:

"I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite ."
Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is. 

bernstelled:

"I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite ."

Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is. 


Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly

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